Hehe. Wish granted, you didn't make a wish. ;D

I WISH I HAD MY FUCKING MAID BACK NAO.

She comes back and blows you up

BOOM xD

I wish I had a lawn mower. This lawn is so stupid. kicks grass taller than self

Granted, but then your grass never grows back. I wish, I wore shoes yesterday while outside.

It shall be! But hidden deep within the tall, tall grass is a poisonous snake which unfortunately bites you!

I sort of wish I could have the ability to turn invisible.

Granted! But since you weren't preoccupied with watching the ground, a nail pierced your foot.

Granted but you can't turn back visible I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted.But it melts just before you can lick it.

I wish i have an Ipad.

You find it in the dumpster and it's broken.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, but you get insomnia for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

You get a billion dollars, and my mom steals it

I wish someone would wish for ice-cream :3

granted, but they don't get it

i wish candy was good for you

granted, but it costs a hundred dollars per piece.

I wish I had super powers.

Granted, but you crashed while using the fly super power.

I wish I had an Iphone.

Granted, but then the pickles eventually crawl their way out of the jar and leap for glory.

I wish school would end already.

granted, but it's only purple because it's radioactive and you get cancer and die a slow painful death

i wish people recycled more

Granted, and then you get recycled by your parents.

I wish I was a mermaid :3

Granted, but then you would have 6 tails instead of 1 and you'll be stuck like that for the rest of your life

I wish it was winter already

It becomes winter. At -50 degrees Celsius.

I wish my bracelet would let me be a mermaid underwater

Wish granted, but you get a horrible job and can't quit. Poor you :c

I STILL WISH THIS LOUSY BRACELET WOULD LET ME BE A MERMAID UNDERWATER, lol.

granted, but when you're underwater your arms (and the rest of your body) become thicker and slightly bloated so that the bracelet cuts off the circulation in your body and then you die

i wish it wasn't so humid