Granted, but instead you can't touch anyone anymore.

I wish I didn't need tonsil surgery.

granted, but the dye turns your skin green at the same time i wish that pokemon were real

Granted- but you actually turn into one instead. :I

I wish today didn't suck so bad. :x

Granted, but they only make fun of you and say rude things.

I wish I could control weather.

granted, but they get out of control and kill you.

I wish I could creat a new color.

Granted but its the ugliest color ever i wish that animals could talk

Granted, but they start cussing you out.

I wish I could find the one color that dousn't go with black, I found one once but forgot it.

Granted. But then you forget it again. Bwahaha. ;p

I wish Leonardo DiCaprio was dead. :0

Granted, but so can everyone else and your deepest, darkest secrets are revealed.

I wish Wonderland was real.

Granted but you can't go there I wish that I didn't have this fever.

granted, but you get assassinated by the black hand and all your money is robbed from you and given to the poor

I wish I aced calculus (and actually understand what its about)

granted, but you loose all your money because your source of money bankrupted

I wish there was no school tomorrow or spring break was extended

edit for failure:

granted, your old jeans grow to the size of the current you but they rip when you try to put them on

granted, but the reason for no school is a re-epidemic of the black plague. I wish my rainbow hat wasn't itchy.

granted, its no longer itchy, its scratchy

I wish I had more time to finish my homework (and know what my homework was lol)

Granted, but you oversleep and you miss out on something VERY important, like work or school.

I wish I could just snap my fingers and my homework would be done perfectly, so I could get some sleep.

Granted, but since you don't know any of the stuff, you fail all the tests and have to re-take the class.

I wish that people would stop picking on me and making me feel like shit.

Granted, but absolutely no one pays any attention to you anymore.

I wish the semester were over, and that I had straight A's.

Granted, but people start to (probably wrongly) write you off as just another beauty-without-brains, and guys just want you as arm candy.

I wish someone would send me flowers randomly.

Granted, but they are black roses...an implication of death...

I wish for a the song of a demented crow.

Granted, but it's the most awful thing you have ever heard...and your neighbors don't much appreciate it either.

I wish my allergies would just go away.