Granted... but she changes her mind and sends you to the dungeon underneath the house...

I wish A CERTAIN LOLOGANS would feel better so maybe school wouldn't be so bad tomorrow.

Granted, but then school ends up being 12 hrs. long. o.o

I wish that I could get Small Metal Spheres.

granted, but you can't wear them i wish i didnt have school today :[

Granted, but now you never have another day off school.

I wish my cats could feed themselves.

Granted, but then it only worked at midnight for 5 minutes.

I wish I had the Cherry Blossoms background for my HA.

Wish granted. The Cherry Blossoms background covers up your HA and you can't remove it. Even worse, every website on the internet has the Cherry Blossoms as their background. You'll never escape it!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

wish granted...but then you don't get to have anymore neat dreams. i wish my Yule shopping were done~

Granted. But then you wake up and realize, that it was only a dream and it is already too late to start going shopping :o

I wish my hands weren't so dry everytime .__.

Granted, but then they're too moist and they get mouldy, like the hand version of athlete's foot

I wish my mom would stop riding my back about studying so much

granted, but you fail because you arent motivated to study i wish i had some pizza

Granted, but then you realize that it is full of maggots.

I wish that I didn't have homework and projects.

Granted, but you become a teacher. Oh, the irony.

I wish I could stop procrastinating..

Granted, but then you're too caught up in doing work you normally put off to do what is fun.

I wish I had more beef jerky

Granted, but it's so old that mold is growing on it.

I wish it was 4 o'clock!

Granted. It's 4:00 in the morning, and you have work/class at 8 AM.

I wish a really hot guy would bring me a cup of coffee.

Granted, but he accidentally spills it all over your lap. Oh, and he has a girlfriend.

I wish I weren't so lazy.

Granted, but you over-work yourself and end up in the hospital. I wish that it was Christmas already!!

Granted, but your shopping isn't even finished, and your relatives get angry.

I wish my hair were longer.

granted, but you are in a horrible accident and you lose all of your hair i wish people would buy from my shop

Granted, but then you have nothing to buy. .-.

I wish that someone would post on the This or That forum.