Granted, but you get a terrible infection!

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but then while in the air you suddenly lose that ability and fall to your death.

I wish my life would continue normally as if I never made a wish.

granted but then you wake up out of your lovely dream land

I wish I was perfect

: Granted, but you're perfect in the sense Bella Sue is perfect. . .because everyone tells her so and she believes them. :/

I wish I had a pet goldfish.

Granted, but it gets eaten by lolcats for a funny picture. I wish I owned a panda cub.

Granted, but then your face turns ugly. :C

I wish I felt like finishing Death Note. :P

Granted, but the rest of you is ugly.

I wish I had all the items I needed on my wishlist, but kept all my sp.

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granted, but no one reads it

i wish that i had nummy food to eat

Granted, but then you eat so much you explode.

I wish that nothing bad would happen because of my wish.

Granted! But then a vortex opens up because of the wish paradox and it kills everyone in the world.

I wish my mom's flight hadn't been delayed.

Granted, but now she is in heavy traffic and is now very late.

I wish I that every time i screamed i would get a nickel. =3

Granted, but they're all those fake coins that teachers use to teach little kids money. I wish my love life didn't suck so bad.

Granted, but everyone who likes you turns out to be mean and ugly.

I wish i didn't have to scroll down so far to post on a forum. :]

granted, you have to scroll up C:<

I wish I had CSC to buy costume trunks

Granted but you can't use the costume trunks when you buy them.

I wish I had enough gas to go to see my friends.

Granted but your friends are blind and can't see you... idk I can't think of anything Xp I wish I had my 8 page paper ready to turn in already.

Granted but you woke up and saw your dog chewing on it

I wish I was well in health

Granted~ but then your health gets worse and you sprout large green growth all over yourself. :(

I wish I had some cool skills.

Granted but then everyone else in the world has those same skills. I wish I could fly without falling down and/or dying.

granted, but then he dies.

i wish i had a million dollars