Granted: but now he eats your stuff and you have to get rid of him. I wish I could fly.

Granted, but she came back because your sister is me. : P

I wish my sister was sleeping.

XD

Granted, but so do you. :o

[edit] Late! Granted, but she's not waking up ever again. :(

I wish I was a member of Modest Mouse.

Granted, but it's not for you.

Granted, but you can only do it for a short amount of time(2 minutes) and you don't know it yet. :o OHNOES!

I wish I didn't get hungry.

Granted, but you get to close to the.... moon and...freeze. :/

I wish I had a pickle.

Wish granted, but then Jesus smites you because he is the only perfect person. I wish I was a Vampire.

Granted, but you get transported to Miami beach in the middle of the day and explode. Buh-bye. c:

Granted, you posted too soon.

I wish I lived in Florida.

Granted, but then you turn into a Shinigami when you use it. I wish I had a puppy.

Granted, but It hates you and eats your pants. :)

I wish I didn't have any allergies.

Granted, but now you're paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but your weakness is cheese. I wish it was raining.

, my puppy did that once.

Lol! The puppy ate your pants! XD

granted, but now it's hailing.

I wish that the ocean was now pink.

Granted, but it's because it's poisoned and thus cutting off most of our water and salt supplies.

I wish I could draw really really good.

Granted, but nobody knows of your artwork. I wish my headache went away.

granted, but now you have you have a stomach-ache, and a tooth-ache and have to go to the hospital for surgery.

I wish I had a tame, loving pet hamster.

Granted, but it's dead. c:

I wish I could transform into any animal at any time.

granted, but you get stuck as a ant and get crushed I wish that i had a banana

granted, but it's secretly filled with maggots. (as in, you don't know, and you eat it anyway)

I wish that. . . I was a better artist.

Granted, but you become so good that the other artists are too discouraged to ever draw again. [edit] LATE Granted, but the silence attracts the deer to your house...and they infest it.

I wish I has enough sP to buy pretty artwork~

Granted but no one makes pretty artwork anymore.

I wish my pizza was ready now.