Granted, but in the middle of an angry tirade (you didn't really mean it) you stupidly told them to all kill themselves...and now you're alone in the world.

I wish I lived someplace warm and tropical.

Granted! Until a tidal wave sweeps away your new house :O

I wish that I had a pet kiwi bird!

granted, but its just a kiwi in the shape of a bird XD i wish these cramps would go away

Wish granted, but they've been replaced with seething wounds.

I wish I had more money!

Granted, but a jealous family member hires an assassin to kill you for not sharing. Wish my cat wouldn't eat/claw the wrapping paper before Christmas.

Granted. But Storm does it for her.

I wish my sister wasn't such a whore. >:3

Granted, but now she's pregnant.

I wish I had a boyfriend. :c

Granted, but he's Edward Cullen.

I wish I could get my bunny ears to stay on ; u;

Granted, but then they are stolen.

I wish that my food was here soon.

Granted, but everyone who has to work for their As get jealous and kill you and nom on your brains. O noes. I wish my teachers never assigned projects.

Granted but they make you do yard work instead.

I wish I could travel.

Granted, but you get kidnapped and sold into slavery. I wish I could paint all day.

Granted but the only color you have is BROWN.

I wish I didn't have to walk to school in the cold.

Granted, but now you have to walk halfway in 140 degrees Fahrenheit, then swim the rest of the way through shark, piranha, man-of-war jellyfish, box jellyfish, and man-eating clown fish-infested waters while fire rains down from the sky and 18 highly trained assassins are chasing you. Then you get to school and realize it's Saturday.

I wish there weren't so many stupid people in my school.

granted, but now they're all smart and you're as stupid as they were i wish my ankle would heal faster

granted, but then, a truck falls out of no where smashing you ankle into bits >D I wish I had a better singing voice

Granted, but you hit a really high note and break glass. The shards go down your throat and rupture your vocal chords, so now you're mute! I wish music today didn't suck so much. What happened to rock? 'Cuz Hip-Hop and Rap freakin' suck.

Granted, but people are forbidden to listen to music.

I wish that I could go to bed soon.

granted but the snow waits till Monday and you get stuck at school

i wish i wasn't sick

Granted, but now everyone else you know is sick.

I wish I knew why I started bleeding spontaneously.