Granted! But then I eat you.

I wish I had more money on subeta

Granted, but then you spend it all on meaningless junk. And then you are sad. ):

I wish it was Christmas already!

Granted, but you get coal. I wish my HA looked really pretty.

Granted but then somebody hacks your account and makes you look disgusting

I wish I had a ride to sam's appt

Granted but the appt is suddenly canceled...darn.

I wish I would look good in a swim suit :c

granted - but you're tied to the ground and lots of ants run over you...

i wish i could have a neverending gold accound without the must of paying for it

Granted! But then subeta takes away all of the special stuff about being GA and its just an over glorified subeta account.

I wish I would have gone to school today

Granted. But they had a pop quiz in a language you didn't know. I wish I had a healthy, not dead, beautiful pet Wallaby that wouldn't run away.

Granted, but it's in permanent heat. I wish a could be a fairy.

Wish granted, but you get to be the dumpster fairy, cleaning everyone's trash.

I wish.. I could go back home to the Philippines..

I wish.. I could go back home to the Philippines..

Granted. Except that a giant tsunami drops in and it becomes the new Atlantis.

I wish my best friend was single.

Granted. You have no teeth. I wish I could ride a Giraffe.

Granted. You're a flea.

I wish I wouldn't feel this sleepy.

Granted. You have insomnia. I wish I had some soda.

Granted.

But the can has a leak in it. :c

I wish that my dogs were home.

granted, but you are one of the evil ones!

because you didn't wish, this thread turns into a giant monster and devours you :O i wish it wouldn't be so cold tomorrow

haha oops. forgot that part. O.o

granted, but instead it is WAY hot, and you get sunburned.

this time im gonna wish! :)

i wish that it would snow again! :)

Granted, but it snows so much that it covers your house o.o i wish my blizzard wasn't frozen solid :[

Granted, but it melts all over the place, leaving a stray dog come out of nowhere to lap it up.

I wish I was more loved than the chick I sing with on stage.