Granted but you stop paying attention to your classes and you have to be left back a year/take all your classes over. I wish I had a pineapple field.

Granted, there's no pineapples i wish i had some strawberries

Granted but they weren't picked in time, so they're all moldy.

I wish acne didn't pop up over night. XP

Granted, but then they pop up all the time except for at night. I wish my friends were on MSN so I could talk to them.

Wish granted! But Then Your computer explodes and kills you I wish I knew Tom and Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel!!

Granted, but they don't know you.

I wish my computer didn't just kill me.

Granted, but you kill your computer.

I wish I had a banana split right now.

Granted, but the banana is all moldy and gross and the ice cream is melted. i wish i had a cookie that didnt explode, catch on fire, or poison me

Granted, but the cookie is a crazed serial killer that kills your family and you before you get a chance to eat it.

I wish I would win the raffle contest thing.

Granted, but you die the day they give the prizes. how sad :[ i want a xbox 360

Granted, but before you can play it, it explodes.

I wish I had CSC.

Granted, but it explodes from overuse, killing you immediately.

I wish I had more music on my hard drive.

Granted, but the music sucks.

I wish I had $50.

Granted but the bill is twice the size as a normal 50 and purple,so it's basically useless.

I wish I could skip forward two hours in time right now.

Granted, but then you regret it because you miss something important.

I wish that it wasn't that time of the month.

Granted-- you're now a werewolf and have a different kind of "time of the month" to worry about.

I wish I had a loving, happy puppy that couldn't get injured or killed.

Granted, but the puppy goes insane.

I wish I had pie.

Granted, but its made out of human parts. Ick. i wish i had m&m cookies

Granted... but the cookies are made of brains...

I wish my friends were here already~

Granted, but you had to leave unexpectedly i wish my ipod would stop freezing