Granted, but you break you neck

I wish I was a pony :D

Granted, but it kicks you off and tramples you i wish i had some Bacardi

Granted, but I don't know what it is so you actually got nothing.

I wish I didn't have so many health problems! (Torn tendons constantly, torn cartilage in knee, etc.)

(it's alcohol) Granted, but you're too healthy and the flu kills you

I wish I had a cookie

Granted, but it's made out of moss and plasma

I wish for some macaroni & cheese..

Granted but you get too excited, take a large bite, choke on it and die. ;D

I wish that I had new guitar strings for my acoustic. :c

Wish granted, but when you go to play your new strings on your guitar, they snap and end up hitting you causing a bunch of cuts.

I wish I had a higher metabolic rate.

Wish granted, but it's too high and you end up weighing 63 lbs at the most for the rest of your life. :c

I wish I didn't have so many hangnails. D:

Wish granted but instead of having so many hangnails your finger nails just fall off and your fingers look like pink blobs.

I wish my headache would go away

Granted... but your toe falls off...

I wish i didn't bruise so easily

Granted, but you bleed too easily instead

Since you didn't make a wish, you're cast out into space and die instantly.

I wish my brother would move out already.

Granted... but you have to move in with him later in life.

I wish I had more rice candy. :3

granted, but it swells in your stomach and makes it explode o.o i wish thanksgiving break was here

Granted, but then you sleep through the whole thing while family members stuff your face with food.

I wish that I had more ice cream.

Granted, but it melts right as you touch it.

I wish I didn't suck at bass guitar.

Granted... but your bass breaks... and any other bass you touch breaks too. :c

I wish I had mad guitar skills

Granted, but you suck at everything else you do i wish i could think of something good to wish for

Granted, but you don't get a chance to ever wish for it, so you wasted this wish :/

I wish I could sing better. v_v

Granted, but no one ever bothers to listen to you i wish earn all my credits and get out of school early