granted but they dont remember you

i wish i didnt have any dept

Granted, but right after you pay it off, you die.

I wish I was Japanese.

Granted, but they become bigger than your whole body.

I wish I'd stop having strange dreams...

Granted, but now you can't sleep

I wish I wish I was a Fish!

Granted, but then you get shanked in a crazy mosh pit.

I wish my car would run better

Granted, but now he has THE girl's name! IIIIII WAND CANDY da da da da da IIIIII WANT CANDY

Granted, now he has the manliest name of All, Chuck, but is gay...

I wish I had some pants

Granted, but the reason the chicken is orange because it's glowing with radiation. You eat it and die of super cancer moments later.

I wish I had some pie

You posted late. EDIT: AND SO DID I. Granted, but the orangeness is due to toxic paint. Edit: Granted, but it's stupid pie. I wish I didn't have so much corn.

er, yes lol, as did i again

Granted, instead, its tons of wheat.

I wish dinner was ready

Granted, but the bull whose nose that was ripped out of comes after you, impaling you.

I wish my laundry was done.

granted, but there are moth holes in your clothing. i wish gabe saporta was mine. (god that sounds so creeper)

Granted, but he is not your boyfriend, but your son. ):

I wish I was done with my homework!

granted, but your house catches fire, and burns up that homework.

I wish I have already graduated high school

Granted, but it develops Mad Cow Disease and dies from it.

I wish life weren't so complicated.

Granted, but life is so easy, it's boring.

I wish I could sleep in and not wake up at 5:30 AM!

Granted, but you wake up at 5:31 AM and are unable to go back to sleep

i wish i had a new phone

Granted, but idiots keep drunk-dialing you at 3 AM because you use your phone as an alarm to wake you up rather than turning it off at night.

I wish I could meet my celebrity crush in person.

Granted- but your celebrity crush ends up being gay/lesbian and a total prick

i wish i could make someone explode by staring at them really hard

Granted. But then you look in the mirror and make yourself explode.

I wish I had a boy that was in love with me that did whatever I asked.