Wish Granted, but the anime convention falls out of the sky and everyone dies. Including every anime character ever.

I wish I could meet the people in my 3 favorite bands.

granted, but they rape and murder you in an alley.

I WISH LAVI WAS ALIVE AGAIN!!!!

Granted but He is a Zombie and eats your brains. I wish I could talk to my cat whenever I wanted to.

granted, but now you can only talk in cat.

I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD BE NICER TO LAVI!

Granted, but everyone else in the whole world now hates him and wants to kill him with pitchforks D=

I wish I could find my missing Zoo Tycoon disk =|

granted, but it frys your computer. I wish everyone didn't want to kill my obsession, Lavi.

O_O

Granted, but then poor Lavi dies a horrible death after choking on his dinner because someone put too much wasabi on it, even for a normal person who doesn't hate it anyway =C

I wish my computer hadn't fried ><

granted, but it gets flooded by apple juice. I WISH HORRIBLE THINGS WOULD STOP HAPPENNING TO LAVI!

Granted, but then they start happening to you .__.

I wish my computer was fixed and impervious to damage or malfunction of any sort

Wish granted, but then all other electronics you own stop working.

I wish I was awesome. . . ? XD

Wish Granted, but the Gods above get mad and kill you XD

I wish I could change my skin tone to any color I choose

Granted. But you get a huge infection.

I wish I was a computer programmer

granted, but then you can't find any work.

i wish i could meet a dragon

Granted, but he burns you to a crisp

I wish I staff had a staff that could make me rule the world!

granted but you Destroy yourself with it I wish everyone spoke cat and i still could

Wish granted, but you're then burned to ashes.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Wish granted but its monpoly money XD

I wish all Penguins would die!

granted, but they follow you and torment you.

I wish there was a way to bring anime characters to life!

granted but many Eco Warriors are after you with organic products I wish that every one except for me ,was awesome

Granted, but every carcass gets piled in front of your house until it is COVERED IN ROTTING PENGUIN FLESH and you can't open your front door.

I wish i was a fighter pilot.