wish granted. now you have so much decor, that it fills up your house and you get lost among the clutter D:

I wish there was a hot topic in my area :c

(he ended up hooking up with some girl, so I guess now he'd rather hang with her all the time than his friends -__-)

Granted, but at the grand opening all the hipsters, goths, emos, and other awesome peeps rush in and buy everything before you have a chance to get to the good merchandise, leaving you with only a misshapen gir candle and a XXXS Kingdom Hearts t-shirt.

I wish I could swim like a fish.

Granted, but after swimming like a fish, you can no longer walk like a land creature. D:

I wish the mall near me wasn't so far away. D:

(That's sad. D: People should be able to make time for their friends and their significant other. )

Wish granted but now it's closed everyday (Rhymes XD)

I wish I had a job

Wish granted: COngratuations you are now a zookeeper for untamed lions. While working your first day the lions eat bOth of your arms.

I wish I never read Twilight.

Granted. In its place, you read something far worse and more over-hyped. (By the way, does anyone know if such a thing exists?)

I wish my internet wouldn't cut out randomly.

Granted, but you end up spending so much time on the computer that you forget people exist around you.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight.

granted, but you can't stop eating all that delicious food, and your stomach explodes. You did not, however, gain any weight~

I wish I had a cookie...

wish granted, but you cant eat it because it's fake ):

I wish I had the courage to sing infront of people ._.;

Granted, but once you gain that courage, you cannot stop. You forever have to sing everything.

I wish the minion nip worked for me. :/

Granted, but now you have so many minions that your inventory fills up with them and it takes you hours to sort them out.

I wish I could find my iPod...

Granted, but it's been soaked in water and is unusable.

I wish I could read the Tarot perfectly.

Granted, but no one cares to hear their Tarot readings. (I would love to hear mine. I love things like that.)

I wish I had more mashed potatoes.

Granted, but a mashed potato loving bird swoops out of nowhere and takes the deliciousness away.

I wish I could get a better parking spot at the dorms...

Granted. Everybody else in your dorm is evicted and you now have to do everything. Alone.

I wish that I could manifest wings on my back and fly if I so desired.

Granted, but you fly into a jet engine. Your funeral is a sad but pleasant ceremony, and the eulogy given by your third-cousin-twice-removed was lovely.

I wish I could stop being afraid of bugs.

Granted, but then you get eaten alive by hordes of bugs that came through a tear in space and time from an alternate dimension and took over the world while you're sleeping.

I wish I had all those crazy awesome abilities that I have in my dreams. ( I don't have nightmares and I'm really good at controlling everything...most of the time...)

Granted, but now everyone expects you to be a superhero. You listen to them and become SUPERILORE! Your arch nemesis (after a series of battles and other encounters) discovers your Achilles heel, and uses it to end you.

I wish weekends would be longer...

Granted, but then they are too long and you start enjoying the weekdays better.

I wish that Facebook would let me upload photos.

Granted, but people start tagging themselves irrelevantly and it's rather annoying.

I wish I had a MintoUsa plushie...