Granted! You work at a theme park!

HOWEVER

The ride your stationed at one day malfunctions, and kills you. Oh well, at least you died happy. :)

Granted, but everyone else is now bald.

I wish I could cough up the mucus in my lungs without hurting.

Granted, however when you cough up the mucus from your lungs- you cough up your lungs and heart out then flush it down the tolis by accadent, causing you to slowly die.

I wish for a giant cookie NOT hanging over my head that is about to flatten me!:D

Granted- but it turns out you're allergic =(

I wish George didn't have an underbite.

Granted, now he has no teeth at all.

I wish I could glow in the dark.

Granted, but you must consume fifteen pounds of glow worms each day for the effect to last.

I wish for a giant dark chocolate panda.

granted, but the cavites you sustain make you have to get dentures because the enamel was so worn away.

i wish i was a pokemon trainer.

Granted, but all for some reason you are incapable of training them beyond level six.

I wish for magical zappy eye powers! 8b

Granted! But later your eyes explode making you go blind and half dead. :c

I wish I could go back in time and change my birthday to make me older so I can join the Navy sooner.:D

Granted- but the because you meddled with the time line the sea dries up so there is no navy.

I wish Lex would eat his vegtables.

(Aww no Navy? :c) Granted but when you fall asleep tonight he'll stand over you with a knife and- well you get the pichure..

I wish my time meddling wouldn't make the seas dry up. :c

Granted. Now there is no land on Earth. Only water.

I wish I wasn't constipated.

(YAY WATERWATERWATER! 8D) Wish granted, now you're colon has exploded.

I wish for a profesional working electric guitar! =D

(yay for one month of guitar playing! 8D)

granted but after the first time it sucks even worser than the first time it ever sucked.

I wish I had another month for guitar playing! 8D

YAY NO ONE TOUCHES ME FOR ANOTHER MONTH! =D

I wish you made a wish. :c

Wish granted! But it turns canniblistic and eats your fingers the next time you pet it.

I wish for... hmm.. OZZY OSBOURNE TICKETS.

Granted, but the concert gets cancelled.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not worry about getting fat.

Granted.. but you still get fat.

I wish it was summer break.

Granted, but then it rains everyday. I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but then you start hearing voices all the time and you get placed in a mental institution because people think your crazy.

I wish I could go swimming right now.