You just made my wish even better.

Granted, but some crazy cat lady 'adopts' you.

I wish for an egg.

Granted, but it hatches into a basilisk :O I wish for world peace.

Granted, but now aliens come down and kill us all.

I wish for...the perfect lighting. LIKE OVERCAST.

Granted, but it only happens for about five minutes.

I wish for sharp cat-girl claws! :3

Granted, but your face gets itchy ALL THE TIME and you end up scratching your face off, little by little. demonic laugh

I wish for a banana.

granted but its just the peel

I wish for a puppy.

Awww, do I have to die? XD

Granted but it doesn't like you and runs away.

I wish that I don't die

Granted, but you live for 5 minute more. Muhaha.

I wish for a better puppy.

Oh no you didn't!

Granted, but it still doesn't like you and tries to avoid you.

I wish that I didn't have to die because you said so.

you die from cancer in three days

i wish i could meet travie mccoy!

Granted but when he sees you he run away.

I wish I could meet Benjamin Burnley.

Granted, but they don't like you

I wish that I don't die for any reason (that's on this form).

D:

Granted, but you live a short, painful life as a lizard.

I wish got OVERCAST RIGHT NOW COMMON WEATHER.

Granted, but the overcast quickly develops into a hurricane that destroys your home.

I wish I was musically talented.

granted, but you're terribly uncoordinated

i wish i didn't need car insurance

Granted, but you wreck your car and have to pay for it with your own money. D;

I wish I could see my friends more often.

granted, but now you can never see your family or pets

i wish the library books that i've currently checked out didn't have due dates (but all others did)

Wish granted, but then you're allowed to borrow so many books that you fill your room and cant find the door and you're trapped forever and ever and ever o:

I wish i could stay nineteen forever.

Edit damn typos.

granted, but you can never drink, gamble, or buy a house. ever.

i wish i was the richest user

granted but you get hacked that next second

I wish for hot chocolate