Granted but ure wife get very old and u dont and she hates u and leaves u and u die alone and young because she kills u @

I wish nobody would eva hate meh

Granted, but everyone doesn't know you exist.

I wish my brother was the ruler of the world. (( is my bro.))

He is, but the world gets invaded by aliens.

I wish I had an icecream cone

Granted but u droped it on a puppy

i wish i had wolf transformation powers

You do, but you can't use them.

I wish I had a piece of cardboard.

you do, but the cardboard's soaky and wet

I wish I had a peice of cake

You do, but it's plastic.

I wish I had a pet rock.

you do, but it bites you.

I wish I had a cure for cancer.

You do, but you lose it in a fire.

I wish I had a different name.

wish grnted, but everyone knows you to be horrible.

I wish I had 3 free wishes and could wish for anything (:

Granted, but now you can't wish for anything and then take it back.

I wish for s friend of mine to be happy all the time.

I wish the person above had a wish so I could grant then destroy it :(

Granted. But it's kind of lame...? (jk jk, ravensfan!!)

I wish I could think of a better way to ruin that wish..

Granted, but it's even worse than 'kinda lame' XD (Redundant to 'better', but I can't think)

I wish....uhhh...that I had another smoothie, even though it's raining?

wish granted, but you spill the smoothie on your prom dress and your date.[:

I wish.. that I had a little fairy who liked me and wouldn't hurt me EVER. :]

Granted. Now you don't have a cat. c: [edit] LATE. Granted, but they all get ruined.

I wish I knew Jimmy Urine.

Granted, but now you can't eat anything else.

I wish I was a Sheepdog.

Granted, but it then you get to hot and overheat.

I wish I had 234,395,285 boxes of Pocky.

Granted, but you waste them on makeup :o

But then your fingers burn off because you type so fast.

I wish my dog didnt eat poo.