Granted, but he adores you so much that you can't get any alone time. I wish it would rain.

Granted, but it's acid rain and everything melts into chemical puddles of doom. I wish I had no rehearsal today. :D

Granted... but you have rehearsal every day from here on out.

I wish my back would stop hurting... without anything else hurting along with it...

Granted. But, now you are unable to feel anything. Including emotions. (eg: love, happiness, sorrow, joy) I wish I had unlimited KFC without gaining wait!

Granted, but then you fall in love with someone that absolutely hates KFC and you cannot stop eating it.

I wish that I could sleep more.

granted, but you sleep so much you go into a coma i wish i was done with school

Granted, but you don't have enough education to make it out into the 'real world' and end up working at McDonalds.

I wish school started on Tuesdays.

Wish granted, but now you're so dumb that you have to be homeless for the rest of your life

I wish I had a chiweenie

Wish granted, but when they poof into existence your pants poof out. :(

I wish for a cheeseburger.

Granted... but the lolcats eat it first. ;D

I wish I had a lot of real money... non counterfeit please! ;D

Granted, but the money is in Mexican Pesos.

I wish I wasn't feeling so icky :c

(i wish you weren't, too :c) Granted... but now you're so cheery and happy no one knows what to do with you! XD

I wish I had skills... none in particular, just skills.

Granted... but then your skills backfire and get you in trouble. o:

I wish I was a banana!

Granted, but you rot and die in 5 minutes.

I wish I had 1 million non-counterfeit, non-stolen, and non-illegally printed United States Dollars.

Granted, but you're stuck in a country without internet or monetary conversions that only accepts pesos.

Edit: Whoops forgot a wish. I wish I had an unlimited supply of hot pockets.

Granted, but you gain an excess of 300 pounds.

I wish I had a pizza D:

granted... but it flies away. :C OHNOES

I wish I had a perfectly delicious, non-fattening, super fricken amazing, non-rotted or spoiled bowl of never ending fruit salad.

granted, but someone steals it, douses it in lighter fluid and sets it aflame.

I wish...I could see my boyfriend Saturday. :3

Granted, but he dumps you the next day.

I wish for a cookie. :3

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish my mom would say yes. :D