oh good god..stinj...this is the laugh i needed tonight!!! OMG pissing when you're drunk...and i'm thinkin outside and desperate too.

That first stepping into the jacuzzi..specially if ur cold and your person already in there is HOT!!

being loved and having a good orgasm

which is something i haven't felt in the longest time and probably won't for years to come..

The best feeling for me is when I stay in the kitchen all day slaving over a dinner and desert to feed my friends and or family. And after the food is all gone and we're sitting there in our own food comas they do nothing but comment to each other about how amazed they were at the food, and how delicious it was.

That. Is the greatest feeling ever. I want people to not only eat my food, but I want it to be an experience of awesome. I want it to rock their world. God my friend is right, I should go to culinary school. I'm sick and strange.