....thanks for....telling me that.......

WHAT IF THE MULE GOT AN STD??? DID THEY USE PROTECTION?

Melonfucker rides again, No produce is safe. Hide yer tomatoes, ma !

"If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

LMAO. yeah, what a typical man. i don't think it's gross, i think it's hilarious and almost expected. i mean, like he said, he lived on a farm.

Watermelon sex = microwave fruit. Drill hole in fruit. Insert penis in fruit. Thrust (repeat as many times as necessary). Climax. Ta da! (It was mentioned in a movie I watched. Or maybe that was a cantaloupe. Same basic principle, I imagine)

I wonder why he had sex with the mule though... I mean, mule parts are considerably larger than human parts. Or maybe he's hung like a horse shot'd

"Moo, baby. Moo for me. Oh yeah... oh... Bessie...."