I've, uh. I've never timed myself peeing.

depends how much needs to come out really but no i've never happened to time myself. i don't sit for hours though. maybe like, a minute max?

prolly about 15 mins

10 to get ma pants off and the other 5 to locate mr wiggles

nah probably like 1-3 minutes. Sometimes it's quick and sometimes it takes a few shakes!

haha weird question but I'll bite.. between 20 - 35 seconds USUALLY, haha I too have done the beat the microwave or fill up the kitchen sink first or I come back first. I used to count when I was younger out of sheer boredom too

Edit- keeping in mind I'm a female and girls usually take ages because they tend to do other things. ie - make up, check hair, answer phones (yes most girls DO chat and flush at the same time hahaha)

idk maybe 15 seconds? i've never timed myself, but now i'm playing through a "i have to pee scenario" and i'm timing myself in my head to see if the above guesstimate is correct. but anyways i take time to wash my hands, so i'm usually in there for a minute or two. guys are fast in the bathroom because they don't think they need to wash their hands~ ):

literally like 10 seconds.

Like 5 seconds? It's not that hard to speed-pee, honestly... xD

ur fast, it takes me at least half an hour to find that lil guy

for me idk i've never brought a stopwatch in. but probably a couple minutes or so, including hand washing and pant zipping.

Lol This whole topic is gonna kill me I have no clue...I don't time my self and I never really thought about it...I'm guessing 20-30 seconds.. -shrugs-

I've ... never .. actually timed myself peeing. >o>;; But LOL y'know what I hate? When you go to the cinema, and you've drunk like a load of coke or sprite or some other fizzy drink and then just sat in one place for like an hour and a half, and then when you go to the loo when the film's over it just does. Not. Stop. I hate that so much. xD I feel really embarressed. o3o;;

15 seconds! -just timed self-

Mr wiggles? Nice xD

35 seconds. I timed myself.

Takes me around 3 minutes. I never rush. Toilet time is MY time so I wanna make it last as long as I can XD