I think I actually befriended the strangest person at my school. Sweet girl, but a little hyperactive coughunderstatementoftheyearcough and says some real strange things, but we seemed to click when we met and that was that XD

As for strange people at the work place, I'd have to say Paul is the strangest. My boss is awesome and super laid back, Chibi-san was my friend before I got the job so he's awesome to work with, and June is just generally awesome.

Paul though....Something about him just seems to say 'creepy'. He's got a bunch of tats, his knuckles included (they read 'king paul') and he's always wearing his baseball cap sideways or backwards even though he's white. I really don't like working with him, and I'm super thankful that he's not working a lot coz of some personal issues, means I have to deal with him less >.>

A few years ago, I went to bumbershoot. If you don't know what that is, it's this sort of festival type thing in Washington State, which culminates in a concert with 3 bands. The one I went to had Hawethorne Heights, Yellowcard, and AFI. But, I'm rambling off topic. ANYWHOO, I went with my mom and sister. while we were walking around the different stands, my mom says "I personally think the hair on your back should match the hair on your head." Of course, We had to look, and, sure enough, there was this tall guy in a white sleeveless shirt, and tufts of back hair are sticking out the top. here's the kicker: the back hair was natural brown, but the hair on his head was CRAYON RED. shudder

well all the kids that read those weird japanese porn anime books or whatever they are are pretty weird.

and then there is the autistic, micheal, with the foot fetish. oh dear lord. he's love sick for my feet. and dayum, that baby got back! (it's the size of of 3 fat girl butts put together, i swear that thing is HUGE)

...oh and he plays with himself in class. YES, HAND RIGHT DOWN THE PANTS FOLKS.

I was at a concert once and my cousin points out this guy in a cape and says: "Hey that's the guy who thinks he's a vampire." XD Yup.

There is one girl, who is definitely obese, wears the shortest, tightest skirts and shirts she can find, and piles, and piles, and piles on the make up. Piles and piles and piles of make up. She wears bright red lip stick, dark purple or blue, or yellow eyeshadow, and just globs the eyeliner and mascara on. She randomly screeches at people. I know for a fact, that she is lesbian. (don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she's weird because she's lesbian) She will sit there and stare at my chest. She's just...ugh, I could go on and on about how annoyed I am with her.

Although I can't quite beat that story, there is a guy in my english class who is quite interesting. He randomly dons sunglasses in the middle of class... and then believes we cannot see him staring at us, even though those glasses are almost clear. Not black ones. He also occasionally sneaks his bluetooth earpiece in in the middle of class, even though a) it's not like he can talk on it, b) it's not like anyone is going to call him, and c) he obviously has no purpose for it whatsoever. Quite interesting to observe, to say the least.

My high school was full of weirdos. :|

One day in my 11th grade chemistry class, this girl who was already known for being a little... "out there" brought in a huge spider carcass pinned to a piece of notebook paper. She showed everybody in the room, and if you freaked out or seemed grossed out at all, she would just shove it in your face and make it "dance" on your desk. During the actual lesson, she just sat there the whole time petting it. She named it Fred.

ALSO. There was a guy in my web design class that same year that was just... creepy. One day all the power in the building went out, and our classroom didn't have any windows, so we all started scrambling to get across the room (which was essentially an obstacle course of computers) to the room next door that did. Out of nowhere, Mr. Creepy loudly declared "ITS A GOOD THING I CAN SEE IN THE DARK," and proceeded to leap gazelle-style over the desks and out the door.

D:

OHMYGOD.

There's this one girl in my class, and she wears those elastic pants all the time, yanno? She wore them to school BACKWARDS, and didn't even notice. They were like ones that looks like jeans, but aren't, so how can you not notice missing pockets? And she wears baggy ass shirts, so the first time I saw her, I could have sworn she was a boy. Her ID picture looks gangstaa thug, and she's whiter than Micheal Jackson. I have her in most of my classes, and it sucks, because she thinks I'm her best friend. Once, she fucked up a recipe in Foods, and a girl in my lab with us was like, the sugar doesn't go in yet. And then this girl was like SORRY GOD, NO NEED TO BITCH AT ME! GOD, ALL I DO IS HELP! And then she threw down her apron and left. o_o It was really odd. She also breathes like she's snoring, or she's a creeper who wants to rape you. It is so annoying. And she's like REALLY fat, not that there is anything wrong with that, but she thinks she super skinny. So she wears things are just no. D;

And there's this other kid, who will follow you around in the library if he sees you with a book he has read. I feel kind of bad for him, because he has no friends. ):

Ong moar story taimmmm.

So there's this kid, his name is Troy. He has a twin brother, but there's a 200 pound weight difference between the two. Fo srs. His twin is the hygenic one whom cares for his appearance, Troy unfortunatly does not. He walks around in super-tight shirts. I MEAN SUPER TIGHT. (You-can-tell-it's-cold-cuz-his-nipples-show-the-temperature tight) He wears the same pair of shorts everyday. D:! He's got tits bigger than most of the school. He also doesn't shave, so his facial hair is the color of, let us say, maggots? His elbows also vary from color to color. They're brown one week, to where the dead skin piles up to a nice greasy black. He also has buttcrack pimples. Plz do not ask how I no dat. And lastly, he has no intelligence, yet he can play chess. :I

PFFFT I laughed so hard at that,, mainly because there happened to be a creepy guy in my web design class last year and he seems like the type to super-lunge out the door. I'm just thankful he graduated last year.

Otherwise, my school has Patrick, the guy that dresses in all black with a black trench coat, carries a black briefcase, wears red contacts, and wears vampire fangs. He claims that open windows and sunlight hurts him and always closes my friend's window even though he sits a few rows across with his own window to shade, and likes to say that he's nocturnal. He does have a mental condition, as confirmed by my friend that he liked, but I don't know any of the details. Oh, Patrick, you silly vampire you.

This is the funnest board I've read yet.

Pretty much all the people my sisters work with (they both work for the same company) The company has different shifts and my sister Cathy works the night shift from 10:30 pm to 7:30 am and she was telling me that most of the people on the shift work the night shift because they shouldn't be out during the daytime. Her exact words were, "those critters work the night shift because people like them are allowed to work day shifts. And after their shifts, they crawl back into their sewers until they aren't allowed to come out in the safety of darkness" I don't know what kind of people work that shift and I never asked... And my other sister, Nicki, confirmed it. Oh, and my sister Cathy is just anti-social, thats why she works the night shift with those monsters

Me, I'm in IB, so I tend to hang out with that group, which doesn't have any creepy people with hygiene problems.

But I'll see what I can whip up:

• There was this gangsta guy who was in my art class for about a month before he just disappeared. He sat right across from me and always smelled of weed or cigarettes or something nasty. And one time, he gave me this bottle of paint as a gift, which was kinda creepy since he might have been saying that he liked me. donotwant

• There's also this one overweight girl who dresses exactly like a guy. She wears guy shorts and sags them like the gangstas do.

• There's another girl who I suspect is special needs. She once came up to me and asked if she could have my soda, which I had already drunk half of.

But then again, I shouldn't really be judging, since I'm sure many people would consider me weird. (I tend to fidget a lot, keep to myself, and be eccentric)