A word similar to schlog (I think it's schlong.) is a way of censoring penor. xD At least, around here it is.
"football bat" when I try to describe something that isn't quite right.
Same! :o My parents swear but I really shouldn't since I'm just 14, but when I'm with my friends I can't help myself. :P
cheese and rice. meaning jesus christ.
l0l my aunt used to say it and i asked her what it meant when i was little. now i dont even have a religion and i still say cheese and rice.
Snite.
I work at a video store and since I work night shifts we're supposed to tell people to 'have a nice night' but it always seems to come out of my mouth as 'have a nicesnite' and my boss made fun of me for it.
Now I say it just to get on his nerves XD
I'll also say fudge, sheet, dang and arse in place of fuck, shit, damn and ass in front of my mom, and of course just Jesus instead of the full Jesus Christ.
Edit -
Oh geeze, I almost forgot my favorite made up word of all time!
Amishion (Ah-mish-en)
It means 'On a mission' XD
I actually don't know.. I make up a lot, all the time. :P
Although, I did hear today, that the term "Octomom" is officially a word. Like, in the dictionary officially. D: Just, wrong.