You stupid fuck You stupid shit-head You stupid cunt

I don't know if its just me or not but it feels really weird to say that out loud. Also in real life I never swear/insult people so I don't really have much experience with made up insults or anything like that. Only what I have seen in movies. And I can not believe no one a mentioned but-head yet ;-; .That was so popular throughout kindergarten and first grade. And I have also heard of “shit-eating fuck-head” from Kenny v.s. Spenny.

Lessee...there's "ass-burger" that my friend and I made up a few days ago.

Then there's: "You almighty bastard child of a reptilian platypus-raping maggot!"

Insult generators are fun xD

The Douche Patrol! :D It's what I call whatever group of douche guys are currently harassing me at school. Right now, it's these three superdorks. I have a special name for them that I don't say near anybody except my best friends and my mom.

It is.... The Dicksuckah Faggy Trio! xD

I also have asstard, Flamo-Lamo (never use that anymore lol) grumpy butthead/buttpants (5th grade inside jokes ftw) and Douche-asaurus. That's only for special occasions, like a super-douche celeb on TV or a guy who tries to cop a feel on me. One of the DFT tried that on me today in English class, and he earned Douche-asaurus. :o

Ginger: If your nose was any bigger, you'd be Sarah! (his ex)

Me: If you dick was any bigger, you'd be a guy!

Fucknugget is a great one. (:

Turd bucket. c:

my dad uses dick fuck too. and i used to use fucktard when i was a little 5c3n3 k1d [br00t41]â„¢ on myspace. lololol.