One time this lady called my mother and started speaking rapid Spanish.

My mother can't speak Spanish.

So she's like o-o..... hands phone to me .... talk o-o

So the lady starts talking about how she wants to speak to Luis NOW and not to play dumb because she knows that I'm "Luis' other woman".

I'm like: I live in Texas, not in Mexico, I have no idea who Luis is, and you can keep calling me but I just won't answer the phone. (I said it in Spanish, but it'd be a waste to say it in Spanish, not like any of you can speak it xD)

She's like: Ohh. Okay then. We'll see.

She never ended up calling back. It's so annoying because every call we get in Spanish my mom is like: CAROLINE.... TALK TO THIS PERSON ;~; (I speak Spanish and she doesn't)

That's to funny! Lol. :D

I don't have any funny phone stories except one time someone called my house and was like 'HAY HOW'S GRAMMA DOIN???!11!!'

Indiana is lame. :(