People (in general) tend to piss me off. :) It's mainly people my age, which is why I despise school. I cant go a day there without getting pissed. Aren't I lovely?

When a book gets made into a movie, and someone is like, 'OMG I LUV DAT MOVIIIIEE'

Um, sorry, it was a book first. ^_^;

Having to clean up after my older brother.

Being licked in the face by a dog in order to wake me up.

The U.S Postal service taking a fucking week to get to me what I could have drove and got the same day.

Random swings in the weather

This one bus driver from when I was in K-12 schooling (because he closed the door on my knee).

The school system I had went to from 2nd grade until graduation.

Chemistry and Organic Chem.

Calculator thieves.

Sega fanboys who BAWWWWWWWWWWW about sequels to Sega genesis games being on the Gameboy Advance. (I'm looking at you, those of you who whined about Gunstar Future Heroes being on the GBA. I WAS JUST HAPPY TO GET A SEQUEL, DAMNIT.)

SNK fanboys who BAWWWWWWWWWWWW that they aren't going to have a PS3 before July 17th. I'm not gonna whine about it. I'll just get a PS3 and KOF XII for Christmas you whiny douchebags. In fact, I've got half my list made out by saying that.

When kittens claw into my leg and climb up.

When kittens run away from me even though I'm very gentle and I pet them.

When she rubs it in my face that I don't love her back.

I mean fuck, woman. I can't make myself love you.

Dude, I couldn't have said it any better myself.

Noicceeeee.

My english teacher.

Somoene who has Twilight stuck way too far up their ass.

Hm, people that just try and make themselves happy all the time and don't consider what other people might want. Like my friend who thinks it's fun for other people to sit at her house doing nothing whilst she chats away on facebook and buys clothes online. And then grabs my laptop when she's at my house, without even asking, and goes on facebook..o_O Wow, because that's pleasant company.

Political correctness.

When my little sister lies. She lies about everything. Seriously, everything.

When people that go on and on arguing about subjects they're completely ignorant about.

Viruses.

And when my cat throws up. Especially when he runs while throwing up.

I HATE it when people pretend to hate themselves or the people around just to get attention.

Like, I knew this girl who told all her friends she was really ugly just to get attention from them. :(

I cannot stand:

Both ends of the left-right political spectrum, arrogant fuckers, political correctness, people who are easily offended, people who get offended for other people, people who constantly shout in public, overly nationalistic pricks, busybodies, self-righteous morons, irrationality, religion, the phrase "because I said so" and so on.

Also, FACT (Federation Against Copyright Theft). FUCK YOU, IT'S NOT THEFT.

That me Dad says he ishn't homophobic and doesn't mind gays as long as they stay away from him. He says he knows what gays are like 'cause he worked at an insane asylum that had gays in it when he was younger.

Anyone who's hypocritical also annoys me.

Hypochondriacs.

It pisses me off when someone steals my writing and then denies it. I had a conversation like this once. (me)"Oh hey, I noticed your poem up, I don't remember the title, I took it down and deleted it I was so pissed. What was your inspiration?" (them)"Oh, I don't remember. I wrote it a while ago and just now posted it." (me)"Really? Because I wrote that two weeks ago after my grandma died. I have the handwritten copy next to me. Take it down." No reply after that.

Other than that, this one guy pisses me off. He is always hanging around my girlfriend. He is her ex, but he still hangs out with her, they're friends now... But I know he still likes her. And he insists on flirting with her in front of me. He pisses me off beyond all belief and I want to beat the shit out of him every time he does it. -.-

whistling.

SHUT THE HELL UP!

When Someone Thinks They Are All It & They Get All The Attention . E.g When She Goes To Buy A Burger - EVERYONE knows

                                       My Teacher Mrs Newman Pisses Me
                                        Off Because She Is A Fat Lazy Pig. 
                   I Also Get Pissed Off With People Who Think They Are Always
     Better At Something That You Do e.g- When Your In Maths And They Always
                                  Try To Answer A Question Before You Do! 
                                                        TEE-HEE

My mom.

Because she has to point out the obvious. And she always has to have me be "perfect" or you're not worth her time. For serious.

Right now, the hubs is pissing me off. Our daughter has a new boyfriend, and tonight he wants to take her home to meet his mama. awww Well he lives around 60 miles from us, and she has to work early in the morning, so every time anyone says anything about her going out with him tonight, he pipes up "As long as she's home early! She has to work early tomorrow!" I'm ready to smack him the next time. She is 19 years old, and her brain functions well. She KNOWS she has to be up early tomorrow. Argh.

When someone purposely creates drama to get attention.