"If I insert questionable action here, I'd lose karma!"

A friend on xbox live was making fun of me for having a good character on Fallout 3.

I'm always saying to my friends online and offline "Yes I'm insane, deal with it." xD

I love to say that.

I use my surgery (from like a year and a half ago) and depression as an excuse as to why I can't do something that I don't want to do.

Example:

Dad: Hey Shell, want to take Oreo for a walk with me? Me: No. Dad: Why not? Me: Sigh I just had surgery...

Since the diagnosis of my depression is more recent, I usually use the depression excuse now.

I rarely talk, but when I do, I usually use my many catchphrases. :P "No." "Fascinating." "OOH MEH GAWD." "MOMMY FEEKER." "Fookith you."

"Aw tits." I say it if I drop something, forget something, etc etc.

My friends always say, "You just got RAPED." When they beat someone in a game. shrugs Before them I never really heard it, haha.

"That's what I said!" It doesn't mean anything like...that. But sometimes my friends won't listen to me and repeat something that I said without knowing it, so. xD

I also say "I know, right?" "Seriously?" and I say "Y'know?" alot when finishing my sentences, y'know? xD

"...hardly" yes snarky snark or "HONESTLY it's like this..."

it doesn't sound that dumb in swedish (I hope)

Mine is "Did you know?"

"HOLY FUCKING FREEDOM FRIES! Or "HOLY CHRIST BALLS!" Or "FUCK YOU, I'M AN ANTEATER!"

I say those almost daily.

I have a lot. XD;;

"What the shit?!"

"Fucking hell."

"I don't know why I'm flailing; I just felt a flail coming on and rode the wave."

Along with pretty much any other combination of profanities you can name strung together in a very loud voice, preferably with matching hand gestures.

I'm more easily identified as the 'crazy Italian/Indian girl that has to smack everything around her in the process of talking'.

I have some.

I say "What?!" so many times, that my friend keeps mocking me ;-;

I also say "I'm going to punch you/someone in the face!" when I'm ticked off, or doing figuring something out.

Well, shorter ones I use a LOT include: "CHRIST ALFUCKINGMIGHTY" "Typical." "Clearly." "...impressive." "My mind was BLOWN"

Nearly all of these are used sarcastically.

I'm also 'known' for various impersonations and jokes involving Nelson Mandela, Stephen Hawking, Adolf Hitler, Kim Jong-Il, Gordon Brown and Jimmy Savile.

And I always say "Oh, right" as a response to everything. Well, sounds more like "Ahrigh'" ...I have a lesson where it's just me and the teacher. The entire lesson is just her going "explainexplainexplain" and me going "Ahrigh'".

i always say " Whatever " as a response to any question.

also when people piss me off i say " back the fuck off " alot

i say 'like' a lot and its really hard not to. i also say 'im a fish', 'shit-sickle'(like popsicle), and 'oh em shizz.'(omg but instead of god i say shizz.) :)

"cool beans."

i don't know where i picked that up, but it's stuck with me.

"that's what he said"

yeah, i say that a little too often, perhaps.

hmm i use "worth a try" "wow that is truly amazing" (sarcasm) "that was disturbing" "ahh!" (when i walk into people/objects) "ouch" (when i hurt my self) "ooops" "yeah i can't talk properly" (i get tongue tied) "that's wasn't meant to sound like that!"

alot of them have some thing to do with my clumsy ness XD

I say 'whatever', 'idk', 'like', 'whaaaat?' in a brainless, stupid teenager sort of way, with much exaggeration on the 'a' and hardly any 't' pronunciation, 'seriously?', 'coolio', '-insert scenario here-, then I'm gonna punch you in the face!' or 'I'm so mad, I feel like punching someone in the face!', and 'meow'.

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