Secretly likes to play barbies and have tea parties. ;D

Secretly takes pictures of her neighbors in their houses.

- Oh I do; it's quite fun. Can't say the neighbors think much of me though. I wonder why?

likes to wade into swamps and find frogs to see if they become princes.

Obviously. ;D

Aww, I missed what you said. :c

You like to lick all the ice pops and then put them back in the freezer.

Oh boy! Do I :D Gotta try all the flavors out so people don't get bad ones, y'know?

You eat ten tons of brussel sprouts every day in heavy butter sauce.

secretly dances naked around a campfire every monday

Maybe you're my neighbour. ;D Since I like to take pictures of them. ... >.> <.< You didn't hear this from me~

is often known to drink too much guava juice on Sundays, and, if feeling peckish, on days such as Monday or Thursday.

The HA above me has a secret and it's flossing their teeth with man hair!

Didn't you know it's the most ridiculously strong material known to man besides spider silk?

You like to secretly shave your armpits with various species of tuna.

secretly wishes she was a rainbow unicorn that shoots marshmallows out her arse

butbut...think of all the THINGS you could do with that many marshmallows D:

You are the secret lover of the Grand Chawhee.

(dosent even know who or what the Grand Chawhee is) you secretly like to play with monkeys in the zoo

uses nose hair clippers on wombats.

secretely tucks in a prett princess Barbie doll every night, kiss and bedtime story and all.

really likes My Little Ponies, and spends hours each night brushing their manes and tails. :O