I wouldn't want to witness the terrible fate of the bullies sooo.... I'd just run away

I think the two of us could take 'em on. I'd help, I'm always up for a scrap.

I'd say I'd run for help because odds are the bullies would need medical attention after messing with you.

I would run away and watch from behind a corner what will happen next. I would not want to be in the bullies places, messing around with a zombie armed with a demon and a lizard on a stick!

I'd help, we both are weirdos you know. Threaten those bullies with my gun should work well enough.

I would wonder what on earth is wrong with those bullies, bullying you. I would fly high, and watch from behind my cloud how things are going to end. I hope my cloud will keep away the bloodsplatters.

I would just beat them up and buy you ice cream :D

this board title made me giggle. oAo

you don't really look like you need help fighting your battles. you'd prolly be a better bully than them anyway. c': but i'll help you! /heroic stance

I first stand up heroically, stomping my way between you and the bullies as I am in favour of animal rights. I'm ready to start a tirade but suddenly notice you tilt your head, antlers pointing foreward and you start scraping your hooves over the floor. I start running as quickly as I can and never look back to see the horrid faith of those bullies.

I'd be the bully!! Hahah, jk :p

i would stand up for you id get in that bullies face and be like you need back up and walk away before i mess your face up

First I'd watch what's going on, then I'd stand up and use my sword 8I

I'd just let you take care of your own bizzo. You got a sword, dude! Kill'em!

Has seen so many in RL who look like doing the bullying, but when they turn on each other they get pretty wild. So I'd watch with amusement for about 15 seconds and then plan a very quiet exit path past other folks who usually aren't victims but should be so they have no trouble finding other targets should the animals be attracted by my motion.

Usually in these instances there's a property owner who can take care of themselves and decide how much of this is good for business, but if it's f'rintance in a public park then a quiet indirect word out of eyesight with local authority will be in order.

You don't seem like someone to be pushed around easily. If I were to intervene you'd prolly think I'm one of them bullies, and just kick my ass too. X'D

I'd probably walk by and pretend I didn't see anything, or call for help if you look outmatched. You look like you've been in a few scuffs already though, so I think you know what you're doing!

who dare to bother an helpless (and pinky) lady? en garde!

You have pistols, you can probably handle everything on your own. I probably wouldn't intervene unless absolutely necessary.

I'm staying out of this! I'm a bully myself, not some Batman.

I'm not a fighter, but you can borrow my frying pan and beat those bullies of yours