I'd compliment you on your outfit c:

Gives you a small smile and offers you a drink without saying a word

I'd look him up and down, give him a strange look for not wearing a shirt, then ask him what he wanted

Give him the stink eye and continue moping over my drink.

I'd say hello, then get back to drinking.

So... how was your day?

I'd offer you an umbrella c:

Ask how your hair stays like that.

Is it Halloween already?

Hey, may I pay you a drink?

what....what is wrong with your face???? too much beer

Well look who's fancily dressed for the bar... Maybe we could chat a bit.

Are you having your bachelorette party tonight or are you the prinsess of Narnia?

I will tell a dirty joke involving velcro and black lace brastraps.

continues to drink until I can fully understand what you are supposed to be

take you back home with me and tie you to the bed post ;)

What a nice hair... back to the drink

Hands a dewy lotus flower, and chants a sutra.

raises eyebrow slightly, and quirks a smile Why We're the 🦋 mind-reading friendly neighborhood three-armed lotus goddess 🦋. You can tell that's what we are, because here we are in your local bar, with drinks, echoing in your skull.

Looks at you confused for a second, then order a second drink.

Compliments your little arm-clinger! Maybe buy you a drink?