So, basically, you post a sentence with a cause and effect.

"Because of ____, __________."

I'll start. ^^

Because of Deviantart, llamas have become extremely overrated.

Because of the llama song, llamas became overrated way before deviantart starting using them.

Because of fictional characters, I have fallen in love. 😊

Because I forgot to set my alarm, I was late to work,

Because I had a final exam today, I'm shaking.

Because I have camp in three days, I'm supposed to be packing right now.

Because of Subeta addiction, I have been losing sleep. 8|

Because I have insomnia, I became addicted to Subeta.

Because I went to bed past 2, I woke up at 11.

Because it's summer, my sleeping pattern is out of whack.

[By the way I adore your forumset image, best TWSS I've seen yet!]

Because and i hunt crop circles, aliens are after us. >;o

Because we're going to sleep in a crop circle, is going to get molested by the fourth kind.

Because im going to be groped by the fourth kind, will come to my rescue.

Because I am going to have to rescue , will have to take her place in being groped by the fourth kind

Hell no I'd be long gone~! (SORRY IRON LLAMA)

Because of Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, I am addicted to Supernatural. Lol.

Because of walking up and down the hill that my college campus is on, my calves feel like cement blocks.

Because I'm not getting any hours at my current job, I'm looking for a new one.

Because it's fall, it's very cold in my room. Because it's very cold in my room, if I don't get enough sleep I am susceptible to illnesses.

Because of caffiene, I am able to play this game for ridiculous amounts of time.