Two days ago, Phish opened with Curtain With in New Jersey.

My new girlfriend is cute.

this is so cute

Opossums have superpowers against snakes. They have partial or total immunity to the venom produced by rattlesnakes, cottonmouths and other pit vipers.

I suck the popcorn kernels to get the butter off

I hate mushrooms.

I adore spiders

i love nudibranchs (sea slugs)! they're slimy and cute.. land slugs are good too. i was so happy when scootles were introduced.

In all my years of high speed internet access, I have yet to use more than 10 Gb in any month.

On July !st I have 5 months drug free.

Unfortunately the car I helped revive, a 740iL, is now beyond me and my friend's ability to repair.

I think axolotls are adorable.

Last night I was accused of smiling. Nobody can prove it.

Spiders can survive with a few legs missing. Also, they grow back sometimes. So if you're releasing one and accidentally smush some legs, you don't need to "mercy kill" them.

Ice worms have the lowest body temperature of any living creature, in the negatives.

I have an in my shop as "Display Only", and I keep it there to watch it depreciate in sales value.

When I was a kid, halloween was never a thing where I live (Australia). But in the past few years, it's been starting to catch on.

This is good. It gives the shops another holiday to latch onto, which prevents them from playing Jingle Bells in mid September like they used to.

I no longer raise rabbits, they've been slaughtered for meat.

Sadly in this part of the world Dia de los Muertos is slowly being eclipsed by Halloween. The dumbing of age...

I have a bad burn on my stomach that hurts like hell.

Today I turned relationship advice into another weapon. BE NOT WHAT THEY WANT.

I've been sleeping almost nonstop for three days. It sucks being sick.

I'm the only person in my house not sick.