Why waste it on some unappreciative waif, when there are far better ways to use that strength.

I never use fabric softener.

So very true and I honestly don't know why I'm wasting it on the jerky guy I'm trying to get over.

I LOVE the sound of rain.

And some people are offended when I badmouth just the idea of being in a relationship. What do they know?

I have all my pets leashed, and I rotate them every three days.

I don't badmouth that idea at the moment.

I like LOVE the smell of wet dirt.

I won't stop, there's no language harsh enough. So I will only walk away. I'm better that way.

When eating at a pizza buffet, I routinely eat eight slices sandwiched two at a time.

I hear you.

I dance like a beached whale.

You got a forum point while making a post! Check out the shop here! Sod off forum points. I have so many I don't know what to do with them. lol.

So let them try, none of them are strong enough. They're only human.

I was smart enough to disprove being labeled a genius.

True. I like your fact too.

I adore thunderstorms.

Movie trailers are called "trailers" because they used to be shown after the movie.

The only reason I like any song, is for the bass notes.

I am very excited for Masquerade and I thought it was starting today..

The only thing I'm allergic to is penicillin.

i smell like coffee most of the time because i work in a cafe!

mmmmmmmmmmmh sniffs at egbert LOVE IT

my first name has a "z" in it, so erm, that's that! lol

My hamster's name is Dust Bunny.

1+1=2

I can bend most of my fingers to touch the back of my hand.

I broke my arm when I was in the 2nd grade.

I collect lucky cats, but only when I find them in-person (I don't order any online).

i own a tarot deck that appeared in my friend's house mysteriously...