I'm 34 and have never had a drivers licence.

I prefer lever can openers, no moving parts to break.

I go to A.A., Alanon, and N.A. meetings.

I spent today removing a V6 from a car, and by action am dirty enough to earn and enjoy getting clean later tonight.

I love cats.

Currently I have 1,050 out of 2,000 battles on Soul Caliber III. The things I do for my friends.

Cheetahs can go over 70 miles an hour. (Faster if you bring them in a car)

Some fish can swim up waterfalls (Lets see Phelps do that)

I have yet to say "I love you" to anyone. Not looking forward to it either...

I've never broken any bones.

Horned lizards can defend against predators by squirting blood from their eyes.

I get more excited seeing four axle mobile cranes than any "pretty woman".

I've never been into a haunted house in amusement parks, but I've spent a night in a house that is actually haunted.

Both my basses have names, my starter is Mya and the sinister is Andrea. I may as well attach them to something worth holding.

I love reptiles but my parents would never let me keep them as pets

All I want in a lady is a southpaw, but I may as well ask for a unicorn.

I recently got a one-of-a-kind handmade acoustic guitar. It was my cousin who made it and it was his first acoustic guitar that he made. It’s got some imperfections, but that’s what makes it special.

Orcas (killer whales) are actually dolphins, not whales.

And, like other dolphins, they like to follow boats around. They're just playing, but it tends to scare people XD

I've had only two smartphones in the last decade.

I see my therapist weekly and go to dialectical behavior therapy weekly as well.

I spent part of today removing the like button from my pet profiles...