is a warrior merman for an empirical army. :D
Barista for a punnily named coffee shop which caters to the supernatural. Specializes in strange and possibly dangerous-for-your-health drink mixes. Moonlights as a barkeep at the hippest club in the city.
the guy in those winter coat commercials who jumps naked in the snow in the antarctic or something and does snow angels and then when he's about to die of exposure they put the super fancy reflective technology coat around him and he's fine cos their coats are the best

Your HA works at the North Pole as manager of Toy Production.
window repair/installation Will do double glazed and electrically powered tint ones, but no beveled glass or stained glass.
A pet shop owner, specializing in mice and cats. No one knows how the two species get along perfectly in the pet shop, but the rumor is that the shop is magic.
is one of a covey of demons charged by a witch to keep it always winter year-round. This is really a job because they all are getting paid. (She's overdue for payment with the latest batch of souls.)
You are clearly Father Time, the gritty reboot.
" Okay, so you’ve made some bad decisions. You’ve hurt people. You’ve hurt yourself. You’ve stumbled through life from one self-inflicted disaster to the next without anything even approaching a plan. To which I say: welcome aboard. Maybe you’re not good... but you’re sure as hell good enough. "
You are of course a Raccoon Rescuer. What else?
grows and regrows horns to sell as blanks to scrimshanders
- A god, preparing to overtake Zeus from his throne.
A tv reporter covering the new year celebrations (with all of your cats)
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Sews warm scarves for arctic animals. <:
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