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A piledriver, vodka and prune juice.
How does mine make someone who loves mine, to leave mine?
well snap! duhh that seems like a no brainer now that it's been said!!! XD
Is there an easy way to keep the neighbors from gossiping??
Bread an circuses,
When did bad company become better than being alone?
it definitely started when being alone became cumbersome! all I can come up with.
how do i change the light in my garage???
Easy, have the guy next door do it.
How do I teach a raccoon to play fetch?
Easy! Just use a fishing rod. Little bugger will always be coming back whether he likes it or not.
How do I find the love of my life?
Drink some water
Untense yourself
Get up and stretch your legs
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Get a cat! Maybe like....10!
How do I make it rain?
Just turn the fire sprinklers on! Boom! Free rain!
How do I get myself to do my college essay?
Tell the machine to press the buttons of the remote that operates the other machines.
How much water does it take to ignite a pile of rocks?
42 liters of water down to the exact molecule is highly flammable and can burn any substance. A single molecule more or less and it just acts like regular water though. The probability of getting the right amount is just REALLLLLY low, but never zero.
How can I conquer my stage fright?
Drink some water
Untense yourself
Get up and stretch your legs
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it's obvious! Just go on stage in only your underwear! That way, your worst fear has already happened, and now nothing can beat that!
How do i keep the humidity from affecting my hair??
pfff, easy one. backcomb your hair and sit in the bathroom with the shower on extra hot
how do I stop a volcano from erupting?
Endothermic reaction below the crust.
Why are there no terrorism themed video games, since gaming allows all other evil?
There are, the government just shadowbans them on google.
How do I ease my anxieties about the state of the world today?
Drink some water
Untense yourself
Get up and stretch your legs
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Don't look at the problem -- if you can't see it, it isn't there!
How do I get motivated to do my laundry?
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Throw it into a black hole.
How do I teach a raccoon to ride a motorcycle?
Give it a "vroom" and watch it speed away.
Who investigates corruption within IA?
The Internal Internal Affairs Affairs guy, duh.
When's the best time for me to see the aurora?
During the day.
How do I find a Transformer?
Looking for it
How do I die my hair at home?
