You tossed your Chili Cheese Hot Dog into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mystical Red Serpent Scale!

You toss 200,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 162,309 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Pink Bobber into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rainbow Belt!

[sub]You tossed your Pink Bonbon into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Kumos Muzzle![/sub]

You tossed your Arid Bovyne Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rreign Hat!

You tossed your Purple Knit Leg Warmers into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Beige Vest and Shirt!

You tossed your Uncharted Land Map Piece 7 into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your Coffee into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Coffee.

You tossed your Unfinished Dessert into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Charlie Hat!

You tossed your Attack Tag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ice Dragon!

You tossed your Acorn into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Earth Battle Star into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Red Doubloon!

You tossed your Angelic Rubber Monster Mask into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

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You tossed your Twilight Six-Shooter into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blueberry Lucky Cake!

You tossed your Homemade Apricot Jam into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Hook of Psychic!

Hook You tossed your True Love into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Hook!

My true love for a hook. Seems accurate.

You tossed your Common Chelon Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Blue Daisy Sandals into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blueberry Lucky Cake!

You toss 200,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,000,000 sP!

YESSSSSSS