You toss 96,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 122,914 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Bog Bean Tangle into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out I-Love-You Taco!

You tossed your Weenie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Frog Wellies!

You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

Unlocked Parallel Universe! What did you just see? Best to just walk away with this large sP prize the rift has spit out at you. Is it a bribe?

You tossed your Light Arrowhead into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Purple Belt!

You tossed your Dark Death Potion into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Brown Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Llama Cookie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Green String of Beads into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Sangria!

Booger Fruit

You tossed your Chocolate Pie into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Pie Slice.

You tossed your Shed Erdoo Tooth into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Chocolate Lucky Cake!

You tossed your Quicksilver into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Hikei Throwing Shoes into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Popped Dinkle Berries Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Discarded Rift Horns!

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You tossed your Common Bear Beanie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pink Tie-Dye Shirt!

Mystical Toxic Serpent Scale You tossed your True Love into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mystical Toxic Serpent Scale!

Fair enough.

You tossed your Blackberries into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rift-Touched Beanbag!

Freedom Toast You tossed your Rainbow Essence into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Freedom Toast!

You tossed your Hustler Cocktail into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Grape Cybill Footsicle!