I'm so sorry for your loss :( Here's some morbid jokes for ya Dark humour is like a child with cancer; it never gets old. When I die, I want to go how my grandfather died, peacefully in his sleep—not screaming like the passengers in his car. After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement. I hope you get some comfort and healing soon <3

What did the banana say to the rhinoceros?

Thank you :)

Thank you! I hope you're doing a bit better since starting this thread.

I'm so sorry for your loss. I hope you aren't dealing with this alone. If so, I'm always here to talk.

But if you like morbid jokes....

my cousin is dating a guy who will not tell her he loves her back and she's debating breaking up with him as it seems they want different things. he insisted on bringing his family gathering(s) around holiday. she texted me "jokes on him, I'm in all the family photos and not on the end"

honestly I laughed. she's an inspiration.

so sorry for your loss xx

oh man i am so, so sorry about the loss of your father and want you to know how proud he would be of you to be such a sweet and generous person to do this for us here on subeta! My deepest condolences go out to you during this time and if you ever need to talk, i am always here 💕

Not a joke persay but mr bean always makes me laugh so i’ll leave this here

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Hallo Sincere condolences

Here are a couple of jokes I hope will at least make you smirk a little

What has 5 toes, but is not your foot? My foot!

What did the sheep, the drum and the snake say as they jumped of a cliff? Baa Dum Tsss

thank you Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

I’m sorry for your loss. Sending you positive thoughts your way.

I told a bad chemistry joke once.