Swatting flies, mine like to pretend they're dumb belles. The kind shit like mine can only attract.

Ok so my entire family irl forgot my birthday entirely (like i said i don’t really celebrate it off subeta anymore anyway but i’m not even upset, honestly i’d rather have it no other way) but my incredible friends here have truly made it THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS i have never smiled so much in one day seriously TuT THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH you have all made my day truly special and i treasure you guys 💖💖💖

On that subject, mine like sharing a birthday with mine youngest niece. She turned one two months ago, and mine more old and obsolete as well.

Mine also glad to see no one in mine family is pressuring to get married or have children. Some seem to think having neither makes mine "not a man".

Relaxing in bed as a thunderstorm clears the air and cools things down after a heatwave. The sounds of the rain, the smell of the world as the water gives it life again, it's just such a wonderful moment to treasure.

New York style cheesecake. <3

Making it through a low energy day of being barely able to function enough to get through daily tasks BUT STILL GETTING THEM DONE 🥳

(this comic is my spirit animal rn)

Last evening I stepped onto the grass in my garden with no shoes and watched the bats swoop and fly through the trees. The weather was finally starting to cool down and the grass felt so good after a hot day at work. When the part of my mind for adulting started saying I needed to go do some stuff, I told it to be quiet and watch the bats, listen to the birds and enjoy the moment.

A friend got a rare day off today, which we are spending doing dumb guy shit.

You ladies can go funk yourselves.

Anyways.

I don't know if I've mentioned really comfy blankets. Also, those that have a little or enough weight to them. And sweaters that are soft and roomy enough.

Laughing at how "cutting edge technology" from thrity years ago now compares to modern.

And gknowing how modern cutting edge technology will be as laughable in less than five...

Technology moves SO FAST it is actually insane ;n; one day you have the latest and then the next day something new comes out that is EVER SO SLIGHTLY BETTER and suddenly you are obsolete and it’s like ._. why did i even bother spending all that money to upgrade

But yes my reason to smile today? APPLES

APPLES ARE THE BEST Want something sour? BAM GRANNY SMITH HAS ARRIVED how about something on the sweeter side? MACINTOSH GOT YO BACK i love you apples

Mine have a better idea of what's going on with mine car. The friend let mine use his scan tool to recheck mine car running.

The results shewed four sensors were failing, which means all must be replaced.

See? Cars are better than women, they don't withhold information about their problems.

British baked beans in tomato sauce on golden brown toast Beans on toast is a GOD TIER breakfast

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Cheesecake. I need to get some. Or something strongly lemon flavored that is super cold.

Cast iron cookware.

Seasoned correctly, better non-stick than the modern BS. Fat free...no flavor.

Home made pancakes with ice cream. So good. :D

Mine won a raffle, having made only one entry. The prize, a Dr Pepper themed bicycle and gear. Mine iz waiting for the restaurant's lunch buffet to conclude to claim mine prize and pose for a promo photo op.

Also, this allows mine to offer mine old bike to an aunt who may be interested in buying it.

Mine smile seeing how one ticket can be the one drawn.

being an absolute nerd and gushing about games he likes. It especially helps if I know nothing about it so he has to over explain. <3

Being able to explain things in deep detail to <3

Such as the fact that Claire Redfield technically had more survival training than Leon Kennedy in RE2. Or the fact that Chris Redfield scaled a cliffside without any safety gear. Though let's be honest, he pulled the Rockfort island down instead of climbing up.

Staying afloat financially, despite working with a fixed income.

Mine wonder about those who work for the living they don't have time to enjoy.