You've earned the Mor Apeel achievement!

You've earned the Longtime Member achievement!

You've earned the Eddie Bell Mellomallow achievement! You've earned the Eddie Bell Espresso Yourself achievement!

You've earned the Cacophonia Magma achievement!

You've earned the Lots of Health achievement!

Got progress on my Lounger achievement by buying my 5th item!

You've earned the Malerias Little Helper! achievement!

:D 2 at the same time again.

i was trying to grind out some of the low tier scratchcard achievements when this happened. dunno if golden glory usually gives jackpots or if i'm just lucky lol

Unlocked Filled Wardrobe! Have 100 items in your wardrobe. (x5, up to 12,000) Unlocked Off my Chest! Have at least 50 items in the Chest layer of your wardrobe. (1,500) Unlocked Ankle Jewelry! Have at least 100 items in the ankle layer of your wardrobe. (100) Unlocked Get Off My Back! Have at least 50 items in your back layer in your wardrobe. (x2, up to 100) Unlocked On Your Head! Have at least 1000 items on for your head layer, in your wardrobe. (500)

You've earned the Mass Recycler achievement! (10,000)

It's a slow process. lol

You've earned the Charitable achievement!

You've earned the Made of Stardust achievement! You've earned the Life is a Beach achievement! You've earned the Velvet achievement! You've earned the Alphabet Collector achievement! You've earned the 1..2..3 achievement!

Unlocked Addicted to the Rift! Throw large amounts of sP into the rift

You've earned the Paramnesia achievement! You've earned the Paramnesia Saggitarius achievement!

You've earned the Yer a Wizard achievement!

went to check out the blue building shop and earned the first 4 tiers of this at one time xD

also got this on the next page:

Unlocked I don't think this cured me! Take the Dr. Lockhearts Amoryl Cream!

Unlocked Gem Digger! Dig gems from the Coda Caves. (500)

You've earned the Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater achievement!

You've earned the We Need to Go Deeper achievement!