Kitchen, a small bird usually yellow that will turn into a railcoaster when grow down

Aftermath - Whatever class iz on now.

cantankerous - a type of fish that you CAN put in a tank

shepherd - someone who hoards sheep - as seen in the Hoarders tv show, but with ovine

Factions - Extraordinary tales based entirely on reality.

gelatin - a tin for storing your hair gel

Unicorn - an university teaching about corn

badminton - A town notorious for its disgusting tasting mint plants

Waveform - An analysis of visual greetings across cultures, time periods, and social cues.

Poupon - A coupon for fertilizer

Success - Cleaning out a septic tank.

game - when you are exclusively attracted to the same sex

Jim dandy - A drunk who doesn't like beer.

Photosynthesis - an academic proposal highlighting how using cameras to take unflattering pictures is a sin.

Prizefighter - A player who isn't satisfied even with winning, "I should have won by more" an the like...