As if they were warlocks, witches, druids or such.
The above HA would have a bird for because birds also aren't real (jk lol)

a titanoboa
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A ferret that is constantly fighting with your cat

a coconut crab!
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Isn't that little hedgehog already your familiar? :)
A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." - Douglas Adams My wishlist.
a death metal singing howler monkey
Zombie Rrraw
Air Head : Angler : Ant Agony : Barnankles : Blistered Hearts : Brainrot : Bright Bite : Butterfly Bruise : Buzzkill : Clusterflux : Creeping : Cryomorph : Crystalitis : Death Slug : Doom Bloom : Eau De Ceased : Fevermore : Grosseries : Grossfungus : Ikupox : Lobster Face : Lotus : Love Bug : Metalmorphosis : Pinkie Patch : Sickura : The Vapours : Yggdrakill
Seeking
The type of frog that makes you smell colors when you lick it.
A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." - Douglas Adams My wishlist.
An equally bloody golden retriever.
a half-feral wolfhound
I want to say a giant eye-dropper bottle to help keep you moisturized - give it little skele-wings and a taped on tail to match. :D
gets a tardigrade for a familiar.
A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." - Douglas Adams My wishlist.