Beat This Caption!
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"...If the Foo shits, wear it!..."
"You can't polish a turd."
"Get a pet, they said."
Not sure if you're just reading them all or what, so a pingy
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“Home is where you poop more comfortably” -Bird “You gotta be shittin me”-Elephant
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Thank you so much! ❤️ And for this week's:
What a crappy start to the day...
Sorry to crap on your.. well, you ^^'
Hey, I don't think it's considered lucky anymore if you do this everyday!
Well, crap.
Sh*t happened.
Waiter! I ordered the pu pu platter, not the poo poo platter.
It wasn't me.
Sorry to crap on your.. well, you ^^'
Hey, I don't think it's considered lucky anymore if you do this everyday!
Well, crap.
Sh*t happened.
Waiter! I ordered the pu pu platter, not the poo poo platter.
It wasn't me.
I'm feeling like shit today
You're lucky I'm vegan, bird
Where's that eagle when you need it?
"This baby (Slaps the horns with his claws) comes with (Does bird jazz hands) 2 horns! That's right, you heard me 2 horns on the standard model! And wait til you get a load of the trunk space!"
Congrats winners!
For the new contest:
Buffalo: "I have a headache."
That tickles!
Wait, I‘ll gallop you to bird hospital!
Have a great day, you all!
: Thank you for the cute gift <3 My new entry: "Wasn't this documentary that the photographer was filming about AFRICAN BUFFALOS? Missed the focus, cute''
"I think I need a new stylist."
Thanks for hosting this! c:
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stand tall, stand proud! no one saw that! - bird
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"Tony was super excited he had finally earned his Licker License."
1st PRIZE:
1nd PRIZE:
And ALL entries receive a surprise gift!
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Last Week's Competition Winners...
FIRST PLACE: "You're lucky I'm vegan, bird"
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SECOND PLACE: "Get a pet, they said."
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It was even more difficult this week to choose than it was last week. We really struggled with the desicions. Once the ice was broken, everyone upped their game! O.O
But it's awesome, because you lot are hilarious! Thank you for the laughs! Prizes will be going out a little bit later today. (Bear with me.)
Congratulations to our winners!
(Note: As before, winners are chosen by my husband and I, who can agree on nothing. If you have won... congratulations! You've defeated the odds!)
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This will be a weekly event, beginning every Monday and finalizing every Sunday.
You may submit as many captions as you like.
Make us laugh!
<3 Congrats to the winners! <3
This week's entries:
"My first job! I am working for Windows!"
"That's clear as daylight now!"
"Oh, bugger window cleaning! I can totally google what's up outside!"
"Ice cream cone point of view!" "You taste like a friend!" "Can someone say new profile pic??"
"It's like my cousin Tony says...Tastes GRRRRREAT!"
"One...Twooo... Bet I can beat you to the center of the tootsie pop Owl" "Mom, does my tongue look normal to you?" "Come on, just one kiss!" "You look so tasty I just want to lick you all over!" "Come here and let me wash your face,"
Congrats to the winners!
"Don't worry! You'll be sparkly clean in no time! ...Along with some saliva. 😅"
omg THANK YOU! These are so fun b/c I LOVE what everyone else comes up with!
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Yes ma'am, that includes follicle flossing.
You've got a tangle... let me get that for ya.
IT'S NOT SANDPAPER!![/I]
raunchy
[i]Personal hygiene? Yeah right... have you felt this tongue?
''I saw that among humans this pose is successful on camera''
Congrats to the winners!! Time to come up with some entries for this week's c:
Mmm, you taste like dinner...
behind the camera Uh oh, time to run!
Wait, wait, I'm the waiter not the dinner!
I said you had good taste in friends, not that your friends taste good...
You taste purr-fect!
wipes saliva from cheek I said tongue in cheek, not tongue on cheek!
behind the camera Uh oh, time to run!
Wait, wait, I'm the waiter not the dinner!
I said you had good taste in friends, not that your friends taste good...
You taste purr-fect!
wipes saliva from cheek I said tongue in cheek, not tongue on cheek!