Never

Never have I ever seen a North Pacific Deckpecker.

haha no NEVER and i am ASSUMING it is not a bird for some reason!!

Never have i ever driven a car backwards reaaal fast!

Mine have, that's how mine learned to parallel park!

Never have I ever been hazed.

Me neither, thank God.

Never have I ever bribed someone.

Never, what would it accomplish?

Never have I ever been a mistake.

I have... many times.

Never have I ever skydived.

I've made plenty, but I have never been one. :)

Never have I ever tried psychedelics. No no...

Mine think mine have... is it supposed to do something? Mine don't recall any effect...

Never have I falsely accused someone.

No(t yet)

Never have I ever pet a cow.

I have. :)

Never have I ever been scuba diving. (I tried but claustrophobia got the better of me.)

Jealous! I love cows, they're so cute. I can't eat beef now cause I feel so bad.

Anyway, I have never scuba dived but I so want to!

Never have I ever sleepwalked.

Non, mine totally shut down when in sleep mode. (Mine told mine something like that before shut down occurs.)

Never have I ever gone overboard on "healthy" habits

I haven't either.

Never have I ever heckled a live performance.

No, but I have made fun of the heel (bad guy) at a wrestling house show. He pointed at me and talked some shit. It was awesome.

Never have I ever slept for 24 hours straight.

Just once, after being awake for six days. It was the entire weekend tho.

Never have I ever had alcohol poisoning.

I have. The first time wasn't enough so it was twice more to get through my stupidity to not do that again.

Never have I ever had food poisoning.

I have sadly.

Never have I ever seen a lion in person.

Mine may have, back when zoos were still a thing.

Never have I ever had an infected/non-functioning organ removed.

I have.

Never have I ever returned something after I wore it.

I haven't.

Never have I ever rode an elephant.