Heck no . Also I've managed to read almost over 5 books in one day Never have I ever ran away from home

No.

Never have I ever made up a language.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever went on a cruise.

No idea Never have I ever answered a call unless it was from my phone

... ... ...

answer mine own calls? Or answer any call to mine phone? Heke?

Never have I ever had a vocation that was also an avocation.

I was a proofreader + for 10 years, and I loved to read, but they weren't the same thing. So no. :)

Never have I ever seen an alligator in real life, except in the zoo.

Only at the zoo.

Never have I ever had an encounter with the paranormal

Finding a southpaw'd lady would be sufficient to call paranormal.

Never have I ever snapped at someone saying "Being with you is worse than being alone!"

Lol no but I've definitely thought that about some family members.

Never have I everrr... been chased by an animal

Yes, when mine had more fowl, how they barrage mine during feeding.

Never have I ever temporarily lost one of my senses.

Not I.

Never have I ever found a lost wallet.

I have, and was glad to find the owner and give it back.

Never have I ever gone on a big water slide.

Yep, it was so much fun.

Never have I ever swum with sharks

I have not but my daughter has.

Never have I ever seen a tornado. There's been several over the years that were too close, but I haven't seen them, thank Heavens.

No, far enough from Tornado Alley.

Never have I ever let something happen, for years on end...

I have and its reached the breaking point several times. But its better for awhile, and then I somehow keep getting back here again.

Never have I ever given myself a horrible haircut. (Several times I really wasn't very happy, but it hasn't been bad enough to hide. lol)

Mine have, the first time mine shaved the ugly thinning hair off.

Never have I ever sat alone, even where people would sit along side. (Al the time, everywhere mine go...)

Often. Even in a crowd, as you said.

Never have I ever lost my phone when it was right in front of me, but I have looked for it while I was talking on it... lol

No. Mine hardly ever use it to begin with.

Never have I ever spent a day on the beach, fully clothed.

I have. Sometimes the weather just doesn't want to play nice.

Never have I ever crashed a car