New Year's Eve Mad Lib - Completed by my daughter

It's almost 2:00 p.m. - Time for New Year's resolutions! I know that some people think that resolutions are sad and that they won't even last an hour, but I am pretty to stick to my ten resolutions this time! Just you wait and run!

This year, I promise to jump my parks every day. I am going to try very hard to be happy so that my body can feel lazy and hungry! I will go to bed by 5:00 p.m. every night so that my body can get lots of rest, and I promise to cut back on the apple juice in the mornings! I need to eat lots of sparkling houses and remember to fly at least twenty times per week for the best results.

I also want to organize my skyscrapers and clean out the living room. It's going to be a silly task because the place is hangry! I know that unhappy daddies are going to happen for me this year! This is my year!

It's almost 11:55 p.m. - Time for New Year's resolutions! I know that some people think that resolutions are crazy and that they won't even last five minutes, but I am gullible to stick to my six resolutions this time! Just you wait and admire!

This year, I promise to praise my meats every day. I am going to try very hard to be exoctic so that my body can feel ripe and bouncy! I will go to bed by 11:00 p.m. every night so that my body can get lots of rest, and I promise to cut back on the energy drinks in the mornings! I need to eat lots of fluffy baskets and remember to smash at least ten times per week for the best results.

I also want to organize my bread and clean out the basement. It's going to be a fanatical task because the place is picayune! I know that elfin potatoes are going to happen for me this year! This is my year!

It's almost 5:00 p.m. - Time for New Year's resolutions! I know that some people think that resolutions are dumb and that they won't even last a month but I am pretty to stick to my 3 resolutions this time! Just you wait and attack!

This year, I promise to yell my songs every day. I am going to try very hard to be thoughtful so that my body can feel positive and wild! I will go to bed by 8:00 p.m. every night so that my body can get lots of rest, and I promise to cut back on the champagne in the mornings! I need to eat lots of shiny peanuts and remember to jump at least 14 times per week for the best results.

I also want to organize my balloons and clean out the attic. It's going to be a happy task because the place is disastrous! I know that loud flights are going to happen for me this year! This is my year!

It's almost 10:00 p.m. - time for New Year's resolutions! I know that some people think that resolutions are useless and that they won't even last a day, but I am perfect to stick to my single resolution this time! Just you wait and bet!

This year, I promise to post my threads every day. I am going to try very hard to be timely so that my body can feel pretty and salty! I will go to bed by 2:00 a.m. every night so that my body can get lots of rest, and I promise to cut back on the vodka in the mornings! I need to eat lots of yummy cakes and remember to laugh at least sixty times per week for the best results.

I also want to organize my cats and clean out the hallway. It's going to be an awesome task because that place is empty! I know that some things are going to happen for me this year! This is my year!

It's almost 16.57. - Time for New Year's resolutions! I know that some people think that resolutions are pretty and that they won't even last a decade, but I am pretty to stick to my 1340 resolutions this time! Just you wait and swim!

This year, I promise to shower my lipstick every day. I am going to try very hard to be brash so that my body can feel fickle and gentle! I will go to bed by 07:23 every night so that my body can get lots of rest, and I promise to cut back on the wine in the mornings! I need to eat lots of careless toenails and remember to bounce at least twenty times per week for the best results.

I also want to organize my cats and clean out the kitchen. It's going to be a weak task because the place is curious! I know that attractive spiders are going to happen for me this year! This is my year!

haha we both are organizing cats :P I swear I didn't look

It's almost 4:44 a.m. - time for New Year's resolutions! I know that some people think that resolutions are wicked and that they won't even last a nanosecond , but I am fanatic to stick to my four resolution this time! Just you wait and eat!

This year, I promise to wash my hamsters every day. I'm going to try very hard to be magnificent so that my body can feel ridiculous and wild! I will go to bed by 4:44 a.m every night so that my body can get lots of rest, and I promise to cut back on the milk with tomatoes in the mornings! I need to eat lots of pig heads and remember to poop at least twenty times per week for the best results.

I also want to organize my piranhas and clean out the pantry. It's going to be a dirty task because that place is endless! I know that grandiose zebras are going to happen for me this year! This is my year!

LOL! We're also both trying to cut out alcohol in the mornings :P

haha clearly we're lushes ;)

New Year's Eve Mad Lib -

It's almost 6:00 p.m. - Time for New Year's resolutions! I know that some people think that resolutions are dumb and that they won't even last an month, but I am determined to stick to my one resolutions this time! Just you wait and see!

This year, I promise to sweep my house every day. I am going to try very hard to be active so that my body can feel better and happy! I will go to bed by 10:00 p.m. every night so that my body can get lots of rest, and I promise to cut back on the beer in the mornings! I need to eat lots of green veggies and remember to chew at least one hundred times per week for the best results.

I also want to organize my dressers and clean out the pantry. It's going to be a huge task because the place is hangry! I know that big things are going to happen for me this year! This is my year!

It's almost 8:00 pm - time for New Year's resolutions! I know that some people think that resolutions are spellbinding and that they won't even last 500 minutes, but I am conflicted to stick to my 13,000 resolutions this time! Just you wait and snack!

This year, I promise to shampoo my books every day. I am going to try very hard to be flamboyant so that my body can feel elastic and colorful! I will go to bed by 3:00 am every night so that my body can get lots of rest, and I promise to cut back on the banana milk in the mornings! I need to eat lots of purple carrots and remember to sneeze at least 12 times per week for the best results.

I also want to organize my Band-Aids and clean out the bedroom. It's going to be a tremendous task because that place is momentous! I know that eye-catching backflips are going to to happen for me this year! This is my year!

Hopefully this links, because I didn't feel like typing it! Happy New Years, everyone! MWAH!!

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