You tossed your [item2=Calvin Blackmoon Scratchcard] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=Spectrum Tie-Dye Shirt]

You tossed your Blob Kitty into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift Blob Kitty.

You tossed your Arid Morticlaw into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Furberia!

You tossed your Bag of Mint Chips into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ghost the Ghostly!

You tossed your Riftborn Blob Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Red Studded Belt!

You tossed your Oofa Fruit into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

You tossed your [item2=Large Lilac Rubber Monster Gloves] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=Neon Skull Handbag]

You tossed your Dorky Patterned Tie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Cherry Lucky Cake!

You tossed your Blob Kitty into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift Blob Kitty.

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 293,108 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Dark Water Potion into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Subeta Jersey Shorts!

You tossed your Lilac Visor into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Strawberry Watermelon Cybill Footsicle!

You tossed your Red Microphone into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Strawberry Watermelon Cybill Footsicle!

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your [item2=Belgian Delight Waffle] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=Blue Striped Hat]

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 302,827 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Blob Kitty into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift Blob Kitty.

You tossed your Rift-Touched Pie Slice into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Fake Kanis Nose!

You tossed your Blue Striped Hat into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.