You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

You tossed your Calucko into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Crimson Satin Kimono!

You tossed your Blue Food Coloring into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Sunny Daze Tie!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 173,953 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Fly Wings into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your [item2=Fresh Mallarchy Eggs] into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Eggs Sunny Side Up

Unlocked Rift Transformer! Have your items transformed into rift items

You tossed your Marsh Kanis Slippers into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Golf Shirt!

You tossed your Green Fairydoll into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Duckie Bra!

You tossed your Cookies and Cream Coffee Beans into the rift and an immediate flash of red lightning shoots out, along with your new item, Rift-Touched Coffee.

You tossed your Ruined Travel Guide into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Harpy Cloak!

Unlocked Addicted to the Rift! Throw large amounts of sP into the rift

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 256,036 sP comes flying out!

Only 5mil more to go.....

You tossed your Classic Nebula Cola into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Gray Vest and Shirt!

You tossed your Purple Pear into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Red Striped Leg Warmers!

You tossed your Layer Card: Head into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blue Jeans!

You tossed your Stinging Saddleback Caterpillar into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one

You tossed your Purple Cotton Candy into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Emerald Satin Kimono!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 285,214 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Blueberry Bread into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your [item2=Atebus Space Suit] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out [item2=Sagittarius Pendant]

You tossed your Baking Soda into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out White Studded Belt!