silly pickle! I really love snowballs :( Guess I will just have to dance my disappointment away. ie - where are you????

melonballs maybe?? Bowling joke I found: Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter. I actually do have a bowling ball, fuchsia with swirls. If I am going to wreck their world and make them trip, it might as well be a colorful accident/not accident. LOL Wish I could bowl again, but my hands after surgery couldnt handle it. Plus I fear messing up my hands, and having to go through surgery again.

wait you can't go YET people will think you are Cinderella and come looking for you too early in the morning with that damn galss slipper!! oooo twirls around with ie baby

giggle I must still be an adolescent because any thing with 'balls' in is is funny, and not even in a naughty way.

Success! You didn't catch the Lounge on fire when you dropped your FLAMING B52 as you tripped on the carpet leading to the dance floor when you asked the mysterious stranger () to a dance. And now you have 7 minutes before you can dance again because they have to mop up the fire extinguisher foam (and the other mystery liquids) that YOU CAUSED FRIEDA!

Are you narrating you own posts in a deep narrator voice?

Quiet Welly or you won't get any tonight....

Any what?

Walnuts. You won't get any candied walnuts tonight cause I'm going to eat them all.

I have a bowling ball too!! It is blue with swirls! Alas, with all these wrist and shoulder problems, I won't be bowling much again...

(cheeky!) I couldn't help myself...

they wouldnt want to do that who knows where I might put that glass slipper :D

rolls in the foam. :D

LOL You are still just as honest (and gorgeous) as ever!!

Hugs you as I rush by to grab an unexpecting dancer :)

I love when you are silly and glad you are feeling good enough to be here.

yeah, should probably keep the glass slippers away from you when you are tired.

I would tell them thats where I thought it should go. :D

oh that firw stuff is slippery too..watches people going whoops and oh no.. and ..NO WAY you have the same kinda balls..oh dirty miond again eeep now are we all getting to old to bowl then set it down catrefully and gently push it towards a pompous dancer of some kin=d.. haha you go get em girl..they wont mess with you once you tell them where you will put it HAHAH ..may i have this dance you pretty lil angel? ...

Grabs ’s paw for a dance :)

I was originally going to get a blue metallic one, but my younger son wanted the color. So I went with fuchsia, in a house of guys it was my only girly option, so they wouldnt use my ball. Anything, I dont want them to use I go girly, or pink. LOL Method to the madness.

Whoops! Your feet need a rest! You have 1 second before you can request to dance again.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

Ok, that took a second.

SUCCESS! You finish rolling around in the foam with and offer a mysterious stranger () a cookie and she decides that is good enough incentive to dance with you for a while, providing you also promise to put your snowball back in your pocket. Since you are wearing a minidress and have no pockets and your mate is unsure if you are actually wearing any underthingies, you plunk your snowball in a snooty person's champagne glass and dance with Chook for about 5 minutes.

Success! You have invited the mysterious stranger to a dance, and have 5 minutes before you can dance again.

Im off for the night have fun dancing Ill catch you tomorrow

Crawls off the dance floor, hides under the table and goes to sleep :D

What until you hear "boy that dog has a set of clackers" and you think of a child hood toy first. I thought what does that dog have an unusual medical problem or his owner tied clackers to his rump? My ball is a ten pounder, so it can take out a few ankles.

uh, oh... cut in on your dance with

hahaha i will drink to that .(the bowling sport thing).YOU two need to drink to that toooo and ie baby!! c'mon now lets boogie to this quick song just watch out for s lil fire extinguishers mess..hey look she isnt dancing with Welly right now.. Success! You have invited the mysterious stranger to a dance, and have 5 minutes before you can dance again.

night Jake. Sweet dreams when sleep finds you.

(good night hon) : HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is precisely the way nine pins is played in our village, only the balls are a bit smaller. The older creatures ( grandparents etc. ) drink whiskey and usually don't finish the first frame, the conversation gets political and everybody gets riled up and they go off and sulk in a corner and drink more whiskey. The younger ones my age drink ale and they boys start showing off and the girls get really serious and competitive and sometimes there are snotty looks and tails flicking back and forth, but it's all in good fun. Then there's dancing and singing and we're lucky to get home by morning and many a time, Welly and and I have found ourselves asleep naked in the grass down by the stream where we probably went swimming, but we can't remember anything except how beautiful we look in each other's eyes au natural in the ...

I think that took seven minutes to write. I better get back to dancing.

I think the FLAMING B52s are stronger this year...

Who was I dancing with?

OH! Success, We had a great dance!

Put down the FLAMING B52. Step away from the candied walnuts.