"I don't even know why I'm here." Convicted serial killer and child cannibalist Albert Fish, after helping the executioner attach the electric chair nodes to himself

"More weight!" Giles Corey being crushed to death

Go ahead, make my day
done by clint eastwood in a dirty harry movie ( I think)

Working in the ER early in my medical career, I heard quite frequently: "Hold my beer, and watch this." eyeroll

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - “You are wonderful”

"Hello Beastie" Was when Jack Sparrow jumped into the Kraken's mouth. I think it was from On Stranger Tides.

Joseph Wright was a linguist who edited the English Dialect Dictionary. His last word? “Dictionary.”

Wands out d'you reckon?- Cedric Diggory

"This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do." - Oscar Wilde as he lay dying

"nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys!" technically just clone high but still very good

"Here, hold my beer, and watch this."

Laughter on a cassette tape- The Joker in Batman 1989