You tossed your Krampus Rawhide Strap into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Purple Tux Boxers!

You tossed your Orange Spotted Pajama Shorts into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Skull Adorned Tie!

You tossed your Flower Power Towel into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Jelly Float!

You tossed your Calucko into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ghost the Ghostly!

You tossed your Random Fluffy Dice into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Glamorous Pink Gloves!

You tossed your Brown Stone Bird Bath into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Shrug!

You tossed your Crumpets into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Heavily-Iced Pain Au Chocolat!

You toss 54,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 66,558 sP comes flying out!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 267,452 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Lime Green Lovely Sash into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Midnight Blue Low Rise Jeans!

You tossed your Vegetarian Creamy Tomato Soup into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Skewered Space Slug!

You toss 30,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 38,423 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Flowing Gray Skirt into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Vengeance!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 166,545 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Berry Slouchy Boots into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Lime Freeze Pop!

You tossed your Bunnion into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Poppy Crown!

You tossed your Black Summer Top into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ghost the Ghostly!

You tossed your Field Wheelieblades into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Dark Pink Tux Thong!

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TUX THONGS ARE HILARIOUS.

You tossed your Baby Blue False Halter Straps into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Acid Wash Low Rise Jeans!

You tossed your Atebus Jersey Shorts into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pink Cargo Shorts!